Sloane Steel

Hi, my name is Sloane Steel. I live in Miami, Florida with my very sexy husband and podcasting partner, Paul. We have two cats, Homer and Buster (but we only like Homer), a dog named Steve E. Streetz, and two hermit crabs, Crabtain Hook and Mary Shelley. They are very fucking dumb.

And that’s pretty much it. Oh, also, I work behind the scenes in the porn biz for MetArt.com, and I achieved some Internet fame through Reddit. When I’m not falling asleep during movies I can usually be found falling asleep reading, or doing crossword puzzles or playing in my garden.

Basically I’m like a porn grandma, or GILF, if you please.